Monday, October 22, 2012

candy corn zombie cake pops

are you ready for a scary story?
goodie!
read on...

it was a dark and stormy night.
in her attic bedroom, she was wrapped in an old patchwork quilt, and she sat on the foot of the bed, ready to watch the scary DVD she rented awhile back. with a bowl of stale candy corn and a can of diet coke at her side, she was ready for anything.

"it was gonna be a cool night." she thought, "full of frights and scares, and spine tingling terror". she tried to psych herself into a heebie jeebie frenzy so when she watched the movie, she wouldn't be scared outta her mind.

just when she settled down, alone in her home, she heard something.

bam. bam. bam.

"what was that?" she thought.

and again bam. Bam. BAM!

"who could that be at this hour of the night?", as she glanced at the clock and it was 5 minutes til midnite.

BAM! BAM! BAM!
it went again. 

then louder this time.
BAM! BAM! BAM!

and once more 
BAM! BAM! BAM!

"go away!" she yelled. 
whoever it was, she wasn't interested.

BAM! BAM! BAM!
"ugh! testy fellow isn't he?" she thought, and ran downstairs to see who it was. but before answering the door, she peeked through the window.
"what the heck is that?!?!?!" she said in a confused state.
BAM! BAM! BAM!
she took a closer look.
"i think i need new glasses!" she said.
"there is no way, no how, that i am gonna open the door whoever you are!" she was still very confused as to what she was looking at.
BAM! BAM! BAM!
BAM! BAM! BAM!

ok, it didn't look like they were gonna go away any time soon.
she took one final look, grabbing her glasses for a clearer view.
"is that??!?! are those?!?!?!"
BAM! BAM! BAM!
and then she took another last look before she started to quiver in terror, as it seemed they were multiplying rapidly.
BAM! BAM! BAM!
but where did they come from?
"i've never seen anything like it!" she exclaimed.. "where did they get their eyes, mouth and hands?"
BAM! BAM! BAM!
"WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?! STOP BAMMING ON MY DOOR! YOU ARE FREAKING ME OUT!!!"

WE'RE HUNGRY!
OPEN UP OR WE WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU ALONE!!!
BAM! BAM! BAM!
BAM! BAM! BAM!

the girl was losing her mind. they wouldn't leave. she ran upstairs to hide under the covers, wishing she would wake up from the nightmare she was having.

BAM! BAM! BAM!
WE'RE HUNGRY!
OPEN UP OR WE WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU ALONE!!!

"never leave me alone?! what am i supposed to do? open the door and let them eat me?" she said out loud to no one in particular.
BAM! BAM! BAM!
 and when she said that, she took the covers off of her, expecting someone to answer, when she spotted her bowl of candy corn at her bedside table.
BAM! BAM! BAM!
then suddenly it hit.
and she knew what to do. 
"this just might work!" she said with hope.

BAM! BAM! BAM!
she grabbed the bowl of candy corn, ran downstairs, opened the door just a teeny tiny bit, and threw a piece of candy corn out.
silence.

for a second.
so she smiled, and realized what she did, worked.
and so she threw some more.
and the zombies were quiet.
cuz they were finally getting something to eat.
and slowly, ever so slowly, the zombies were full and went away.

and she was exhausted, putting the cheap DVD away and crawling into bed in the dead of the night.

until she woke up in the morning, 
only to find the carcasses,
and another nightmare began.

oooooooooweeeeeeeeeeooooooooooo!!!













22 comments:

  1. OMG! These are HILARIOUS!! I love the story with the photographs! Thanks for sharing at The Purple Pumpkin Blog!

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    1. MWAH HA HA HA HA!!!!! thanks Michelle! guess i got candy corn on the brain! LOL! :>D

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  2. Hahahaha!! Creepy cute! Everyone likes candy corn.

    Thank you for linking up at the Wildly Original party!
    <3 Christina at I Gotta Create!

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    1. heehee thanks so much Christina! hey i could've named this post "creepy cute candy corn zombie cake pops"! too long of a title maybe? :)

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  3. SO fun! And what a cute story to go along with it!! Thanks for sharing!

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    1. you are quite welcome Annie One Can Cook :) were you scared at all? haha

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  4. OMG, the grisly aftermath. That was disturbingly fun! Plus, the candy corn cake pops are an awesome idea!

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    1. how funny you said disturbing cuz that is exactly what i thought when i made the picture. i almost wimped out and made a happy ending but then it wouldn't be a scary story huh? candy corn zombies are about as scary as i get-lol thanks again Michelle!!! :)

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  5. You are certainly a MAD Bam-Bam Scientist! And I love you!

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    1. ME V!!!! IT'S YOU!!!!!! and I LOVE YOU TOO!!! MWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

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    2. You SO Crazy Creative! Big hugs!!!

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    3. it's from all the alcohol i smell (NOT DRINK!) at work! BIG HUGS back :)

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  6. These are awesome! Pinned it, tweeted it and put it on my facebook page with a link back to here. You Go Girl!

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    1. pinned? tweeted? facebooked? GAHHHHHHHHH!!! YOU TOTALLY ROCK 4 You with Love!!!!!! thank you thank you thank you!!!

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  7. This is just great! I would love it if you added this to my link-up.
    http://heymommychocolatemilk.blogspot.com/2012/10/co-hosting-moms-library-link-up_24.html

    Thanks,
    Julie

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  8. Too good to be true!!! Thank you for linking it up at http://www.finecraftguild.com . A new party opens tomorrow. Look forward to seeing you again then!

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    1. haha thanks so much Rose again! i'll be baaaaacccck for your party! heehee

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  9. thanks for sharing.

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    1. you're welcome whoever you are! :>O could it be you oh zombie candy corn?!?!

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  10. These are just so amazing! The whole post is too, lol! I love this! Thanks for showing us how to make these. Although I've tried to dip marshmellows in that melted chocolate and it just doesn't turn out. I'm still working on what I did wrong. If you'd like to, you can put some recipes on my Halloween Linky! I mean, they're so cool! lol Its at http://momndaughtersavings.com/halloween-linky-crafts-recipes-add-yours-find-some/

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    1. awww thank you jody! i think they are quite silly and fun too-just don't ask me where my brain was when i made up the story! lol i'll link them up to your party. thanks SO much for the invite! :)

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